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'Foal on board'
"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."
'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?
'Stop trying to nurse me, I'm a shetland pony. We're raised to be like this. . . Lord knows why.'
"What are you foals doing in the pond?"
Horseriding for Beginners.
"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."
'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'
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'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'
'I'm in foal with Sir Roger this time.'
'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'
'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'
'We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant.'
'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'
'Well, think about it: Why do they call themselves 'cowboys' when in fact they ride us all day long...'
'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'
'Dad, stop frolicking: You're embarassing me!'
"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."
'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'
'We've had some great foals out of her, Doctor, but not for the last thirteen years.
'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'
'Oh! You mean she's in foal!...'
'Hippopotamus means river horse? Really? We might be cousins!'
'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'
'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'