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"I've heard laughter is the best medicine."
"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."
'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"
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"WOW! I guess in your case laughter is definitely not the best medicine!!"
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"If laughter is the best medicine, why did he die laughing?"
Colds can be relieved by inhaling Eucalyptus.
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The drugs budget needs cutting, so Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can provide using frogspawn and twigs.'
1999 Influenza Chic.
'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'
Internal Medicine, Nuclear Medicine, Laughter is the Best Medicine.
"Time for your St. John's Wort."
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'It's a suggestion from your health care provider. Read one of these jokes every hour. Laughter is the best medicine.'
'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'
Florist: 'Feed a cold. Flower a fever.'
"I tried an apple a day, I tried chicken soup, I tried vitamin C..."
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Feed a fever.
'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'
'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'
'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'
'Laughter is good medicine but it's not always the best medicine. For your sore throat I am going to prescribe an antibiotic.'
'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'
'The doctor won't see you unless you can confirm that you haven't had an apple a day...'
"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."
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