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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'
The Pied Piper
'I'm afraid the opposite is true too: Everytime you break a bell an angel falls to his death...'
'The press keeps asking about the Lady Godiva cover up.'
The sandman starts working in bulk.
Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.
'He loves me...he loves his laptop...he loves his phone...he loves his tablet...'
'Once upon a time, a handsome actuarial accountant caught the eye of a beautiful commodities broker...'
Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.
Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.
William Tell Refuses to Give Up.
William Tell (alternate)
'Aaaah... poop on them!'
'It worked! I got rid of my pennies!'
Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.
Superstitious Black Cat
'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'
'What did Dick Turpin say after his famous ride to York?'
The little Dutch Boy hold his finger in the crack in a toilet.
'Little Hans here says he knows how to help stem the rising tide of consumer indifference.'
Parrot: Lost my gift of gab.
George knew now that he was very unwise to have upset a Leprechaun!'
Rip Van WInkle applies for air traffic controller school.