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"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."
'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'
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'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'
'Genetically-modified food' -'Food with hormones' - 'Food with additives'
'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'
'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.
'Chemists love it. It goes very well with most food additives we use.'
"Nice catch Ug...don't you wish we were advanced enough to have fed it on it's own poo before mating it with a salmon and injecting it with chemicals made out of boiled oil..."
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'Now that I'm in midlife, I read all the food labels. I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
"Ah...the sweet smell of brominated vegetable oil...it takes me right back to my school days!"
Tags:food additives, school food, school meal, school meals, food additives, microwave dinner, microwave dinners, microwave meal, microwave meals, school lunch, school lunches, reminisce, reminiscing, reminsicement, school days, memory lane, memory lanes, food, additives, organic, organic food, school food
"We thank you for this food and the additives, preservatives and antibiotics therein."
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'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'
Tags:schoolday, schooldays, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, reminiscent, reminisced, gm food, gm foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, chemical, chemicals, school day, school days, memory lane, memory, memories, processed food, processed foods, food additive, food additives
'What's in the packet?'
'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
Tags:organic food, organic foods, organic, gm food, gm foods, processed food, processed foods, food additive, food additives, ingredient, ingredients, nutritional information, nutritional info, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, supermarket, supermarkets
'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
'Entering Chinatown: Today the danger of M.S.G. is high.'
"Of course she looks great. Ever check out the preservatives on her ingredients list?"
'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'
"Some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it."
"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."
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"Well sir, Sue here from the lab figures if we take a metal flask like this and vacuum it empty we can market the contents as a completely chemical free food additive!"
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'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'
'Would you like that to be a steak with a broad-spectrum antibiotic, or one with a variety of therapeutic proteins?'