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White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'
'Yes, our menu has changed. It's now a digital e-menu.'
Kids Menu - Cranky Pants French Toast.
'The meat has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'
'Ready, Hon, or do you need another sec?'
'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'
'Nutrition facts' - 'Health warnings.'
'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.'
'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'
'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'
'This is the only way to make him eat fruit...'
'Now, that's just my luck! I show up at this restaurant for the first time wearing a red shirt and you run out of tomato sauce!'
"Just once I'd like to hear him say soup or salad?'
I wish I'd had the review.
'On the menu, everything looks so awful.'
'This menu is SATURATED with fat, salt, sugar and wheat!' 'Sorry... I'll clean it.'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
'Boil in the bag or microwaved?'
'OK, red ants, red wine, but what do I serve with black ants?'
Kid reads from menu: 'Most kids just get a drink of water, you know.'
'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'
'Everything's off except the weak and the sick.'
'There may be a slight delay for the low fat pork, sir.'
'Hey! The doggie bags look GREAT!'