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"Please pass the sodium propionate."
"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."
"A breakthrough. We'll call tripolyamide-chlorinate resin 'Vitamin T'."
"He's a true visionary, but limited to canned vegetables."
"Not only our fishcakes. Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a granny."
Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'
'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'
'An increase in honey prices isn't possible now, McWit, but because of your fine service to us, you may use my gym pass when I'm on vacation.'
'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'
'I've just seen my file. Did you know we've all got sell-by-dates?'
'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'
'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'
Henry J, Heinz
I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.
Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.
"Mr. Peanut is dead at the age of 104."