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'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'
"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."
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"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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'How local is this.'
"So no one actually sends you compliments. Isn't this enough?"
"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."
"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."
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"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"We're having drinks tonight with some people who've eaten with some people who've eaten with that 'Times' food guy."
"We can only hope he's not the Times' new food man."
"Your grandmother tasted like chicken."
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '
"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"
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Tramp enjoys good food.
'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'
"Other than that, how did you like it?"
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup. My compliments to the chef!"
"The food is great but this place has no atmosphere."
"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."
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