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'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'
"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
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'How local is this.'
"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."
"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."
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"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"We can only hope he's not the Times' new food man."
"We're having drinks tonight with some people who've eaten with some people who've eaten with that 'Times' food guy."
"Your grandmother tasted like chicken."
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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'Avez-vous French toast?'
"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '
"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."
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"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"
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Tramp enjoys good food.
'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'
"Other than that, how did you like it?"
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup. My compliments to the chef!"
"Just discovered a new type of bone. Not great on flavour but it lasts for ages."