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'We're really sorry!'
Food from 3D printer
"Another birthday victim, chief! Looks like the work of the killer chocolate cake!..."
'That's fine with me 'cause that smell you're smelling is 'salmonella', Joy.'
'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'
"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"
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'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'
'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'
'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'
'Projectile vomiting or non-projectile vomiting?'
'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'
'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'
'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'
'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'
"How about a bit more green in your meals?"
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"Talk about lucky...table for two?"
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'No Mr Moss, 'Alcoholic Poisoning' doesn't mean that pork pie you had with your 12 pints of lager was 'a bit iffy'!'
'Generally they don't list side effects here.'
'Disbelief, anger, remorse - the three stages of grief after buying Monday's salmon salad sandwich on Thursday.'
'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'
'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'
'Yech! I think that new software gave me a virus!'
"I checked in with a broken hip. The food poisoning came later."
'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'