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"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
"Good heavens, lady, you're right! It is a Kenwood Multichef Food Mixer!"
'I connected my food processor to my word processor software in case I have to eat my words.'
"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"
"Breakfast is in the food processor."
'I connected a food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
Hygiene in food processing
Pocket Knife Food Processor
'The mincer's busted!'
It's a combination word processor and food processor, in case you have to eat your words.
'It slices, it dices...'
Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine.
'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'
Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.
'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'
'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'
Chefs Convention - "Not the Ken Wood?"
Mother Goddess statue being offered gifts of household alliances