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"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
"Good heavens, lady, you're right! It is a Kenwood Multichef Food Mixer!"
'I connected my food processor to my word processor software in case I have to eat my words.'
'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"
"Breakfast is in the food processor."
'I connected a food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
Hygiene in food processing
Pocket Knife Food Processor
'The mincer's busted!'
'It slices, it dices...'
It's a combination word processor and food processor, in case you have to eat your words.
Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.
'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'
Chefs Convention - "Not the Ken Wood?"