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'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!
Man finds a rat in his hamburger
Warning! All items in this store approved by the U.S. regulatory system.
'The regulations don't allow half milk half water...but you're OK with 51%-49%.'
"You can't just tell people to eat shit anymore -- now you also gotta tell 'em how many calories it contains."
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
'Where is the expiry date?'
Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'