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"I need a shirt that hides food stains."
Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard
'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'
Pretty Soon: 'It's-supposed-to-look-like-this' prints will be popular in an increasingly slovenly America.
'Did you want the one with the salsa stain or the pudding stain?'
How to watch television wo getting spaghetti sauce, , ,
"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."
"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."
"Good grief, you've got some disgusting habits."