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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
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A man walks through the desert on a landline.
Unable to find her way out, Betsy deVos spends the night in the house hearing room.
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"I love you, you big fool."
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
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"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"Don't be a fool!"
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"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"Yes, you're squirrelly."
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'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
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"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."
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"You fool! Those boots were made for walking!"
"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."
'I know I said you are using the wrong mortar, but!...'