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'I tried to shrug off my foot injury and dislocated my shoulders!'
"Well Cinders, you will about wearing glass slippers."
'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '
'The ball of my foot hurts after I go running. . . Okay, great. I'll just quietly ignore the pain for the rest of my life.'
'My wife had her face lifted - Then it fell onto my foot!'
'Don't bother Daddy -- Tantor stepped on his foot today.'
'No you're not on a double yellow, you're on my foot.'
'If it were me I would have used the remote and changed channels.'
"You may want to walk around the little people until the swelling goes down."