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A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?
"He feels that his feet are too big."
Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?
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'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'
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'Size doesn't bother me. It gets me more laughs.'
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"
"What size shoe does sir take?"
Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist. Increased foot size is a side effect of the erectile dysfunction medication I prescribed.'
'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'
'Do you have this style in a larger size?'
A clown with large red shoes is looking for something in a size 28.
'No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.'
'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'
'Size nine please.' - 'Sir, your toes alone are size nine.'
'We've spent considerable time on it now. Isn't there anything bothering you besides your feet?'
'I'm a 10 12.' - 'What, litres?'
'Ace shoes. Free pain killers, with every pair.'
'Have you thought about simply buying two sets of shoes?'
'You're not how I imagined Bigfoot.'
Half price shoes.