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A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?
"He feels that his feet are too big."
Remember when it was just your horizons that broadened?
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'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'
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'Size doesn't bother me. It gets me more laughs.'
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"
"What size shoe does sir take?"
Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist. Increased foot size is a side effect of the erectile dysfunction medication I prescribed.'
'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'
'Do you have this style in a larger size?'
A clown with large red shoes is looking for something in a size 28.
'No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.'
'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'
'Size nine please.' - 'Sir, your toes alone are size nine.'
'I'm a 10 12.' - 'What, litres?'
'We've spent considerable time on it now. Isn't there anything bothering you besides your feet?'
'Ace shoes. Free pain killers, with every pair.'
'Have you thought about simply buying two sets of shoes?'
'You're not how I imagined Bigfoot.'
Half price shoes.