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'I step on a lot of people at work. Do you have a pair with pointy metal toes?'
'Shoes: buy one get one free!'
'We don't need new carpeting. Just tape these sample swatches to your feet.'
Guys who don't get it.
'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'
'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'
'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'
'I got tired of webbed feet.'
Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.
Boot Wishes it was Trainer.
'My goodness, Miss Avery... I certainly hope we haven't seen the last of your sensible shoes.'
Duck in sandals.