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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
Sexual Arena Football
Electoral College Football
Tags:football, american football, college football, football match, football game, football team, starting line, starting lines, unevenly matched, uneven, unfair advantage, stacked odds, odds are stacked, unfair, unfairness, electoral college, american electoral system, electoral system, electoral reform, politics, american politics
"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."
Tags:foodball, american football, football player, football players, football team, football teams, american football teams, sports, sport, football game, football match, huddle, huddles, game strategy, strategising, strategizing, therapist, therapists, therapy, group therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, couselling, counsellor, counsellors, defensive, too defensive, defensive play
"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"
Tags:football game, football games, footballer, footballers, football match, football matches, football helmet, football helmets, football kit, football kits, head wound, head wounds, football team, football teams, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, protective gear, protective gears, forgetful, unprepared, preparation
"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"
Tags:football hooligan, football hooligans, hooligan, hooligans, footballer, footballers, football thug, football thugs, thug, thugs, soccer player, soccer players, football game, soccer game, soccer fan, soccer fans, football fan, football fans, soccer team, soccer teams, football team, football teams, havoc, match day, match days, football match, soccer match, vandal, vandals, vandalism, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"Oh, the match is over! Did your side win?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, match, matches, football match, football match, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports lover, sports lovers, football fan, football fans, football lover, football lovers, bad sport, bad loser, losing team, clueless, stereotypes, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends
'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'
Tags:heads in the game, focus, focused, game, games, match, matches, football game, football games, football match, football matches, changing room, changing rooms, locker room, locker rooms, headlessness, decapitation, decapitations, footballer, footballers, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Achilles is having a bloody awful season.'
Fantasy Football League training Camp.
'The bad news is you have only 4 minutes and 40 seconds to live. The good news is that's in 4th quarter football time.'
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."
"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"
'I'll bet you would hear everything I say if I were a sports announcer.'
'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'
'Excuse me could we concentrate on the seminar please.'
'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'
'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'
"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."
Tags:pregame, pregames, pregame show, pregame shows, game, games, big game, big games, media event, media events, sports, sports show, sports shows, sports fan, sports fans, miss out, misses out, missing out, media saturation, oversaturation, media coverage, popular game, popular games, football, american football, football match, football matches, sports coverage, sports media, big event, big events
"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."
Tags:vuvuzela, vuvuzelas, soccer, soccer game, soccer games, soccer match, soccer matches, football, football match, football matches, futbol, parent, parents, parenting, soccer mom, soccer moms, soccer practice, cheer, cheers, cheer on, cheers on, cheering on, horn, horns, noisemaker, noisemakers, tournament, tournaments, competition, competitions
"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."
Tags:football, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football team, football teams, soccer, soccer team, football fan, football fans, soccer fan, soccer fans, match, matches, football match, football matches, american football, watching football, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, football fever, sports fan, sports fans