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'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'
'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '
'Aw, come on ref - that was a dive...!'
Free kick to us...er I mean, to Rovers.
Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.
"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."
'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).
Death was inspired by the world cup referees.
Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.
This was the last time Fred would agree to referee a game between Bobble Head Teams.
Football referee who dropped all his cards.
'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'
Conducting a football referee.
Football foul (red card).
'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'
'He drew me offsides!' - 'He was encroaching.'
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'
Referee Whistle Music.
'Players said they couldn't hear my whistle over the crowd noise.'
'This doesn't look good for you, Coach.'
'Have you ever thought about getting into refereeing?'
A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.
'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'