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A forager encounters death in the woods
"Are you foraging underwater or is this a booty call?"
"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."
'Please take this away from me.'
'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'
"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."
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'You foraged all the beer?!'
'Hoy! Do you mind? This is MY house!'
'How are you at foraging for benefits.'
'I'm in hunting and gathering. And you?'
Modern Foraging Techniques...
Saving for Winter.
'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'
'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'
'I've figured out a workable budget for us, but we'll have to forage in the woods for food on the weekends.'
Well, do you have anything with 'fly' in it?
'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'
"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"
The search for cranberries...
"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."
Tags:mushroom, mushrooms, foraging, forager, foragers, foraged, porridge, breakfast, breakfasts, goldilocks, goldilocks and the three bears, foodie, foodies, woodland mushroom, woodland mushrooms, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
Lord of the Suburban Jungle
"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, gatherer, gatherers, nut, nuts, singing, tune, tunes, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, singer, singers, nut, nuts, forage, foraging, forager, foragers, forages