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'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
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"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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"I gotta bad feeling about these apples."
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"How come there's a forbidden fruit, but not a forbidden vegetable?"
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"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."
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Apple for sale: from Adam and Eve.
"I love you!"
'I understand about Adam and Eve and the Serpent, but who's this 'Forbidden Fruit' guy?'
"Dude, she has a boyfriend...and I have class. I'd never steal a guy's girl."
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Woman in supermarket passes food items with cliche' names such as 'forbidden fruit,' 'sour grapes,' etc.
'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'
'You pick the apple and I'll bake the pie.'
The one liner Eve should have used - 'You gotta be kidding!'
'But enough about me. Let's talk about apples.'
'I suppose we'll never hear the end of this.'
'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'
'Oh, go on. They're on special offer.'
'And another plus is that you'll go down in history as the first apple picker!'
'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'
"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"
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"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."
After Eve ate the apple, she finally noticed Adam's banana!
"I can see future generations swallowing the 'talking serpent' part, but we need a more plausible forbidden fruit."
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