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"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."
Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'
'I've been given a new territory - the pasture.'
"I'm a magician of rationalization. I can make old and inefficient employees disappear!"
"Congratulations on your 50 years with the company - we'll miss you, Parker."
"He used to be a mover and shaker around here -- now he's just a shaker."
'We'll have to let Johnson go. His methods are somewhat dated.'
'Retirement age! Can retirement age do this?'
'I was a devoted public servant until I was de-voted from office.'
'You are correct...we can't make you retire....'
"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"
Seeing the company had replaced his old desk, John took it as one more hint they wanted him to retire.