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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'
5 day forecast.
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"Spring, Ray—ever heard of it?"
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"We don't use the Congressional Budget Office. We have our own figures."
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'
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"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
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It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.
"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'
"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."
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The economic forecast is difficult for an amateur to get right...but the professionals are reasonably confident that the markets will go either up or down in the long or short term.
"Looks like acid."
'Then your Weather App is wrong because it is definitely raining.'
'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'
"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
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"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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