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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."
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"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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'We're foreclosing on your intellectual property.'
Family circle - filthy house,
Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
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'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'
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'No wonder we could never keep up with them.'
'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'
'For Sale by Neighbor'
"Rub it in why don't ya!"
Open a new account and receive a foreclosed house.
'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'
'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'
'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'
'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'
'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'
'And to my trusted banker, who made me what I am today, I leave my million dollar home and it's two million dollar mortgage.'
'You can come out now. I promise not to use the word budget again.'
'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'