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You Are Now Entering the Banana Republic.
"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
'What burns me is those bums who evade US taxes by being born in some foreign country and just staying there!'
'Our crack team of news analysts have now determined that Istanbul and Constantinople are actually the same place -- sorry for any confusion.'
"If the past is a foreign country, the future is an alien planet."
'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'
'Some place not having a civil war or economic chaos?. . . Nothing is coming up. . .'
Principal about UFO: 'Oh, it must be a galactic foreign exchange student.'
Off to see the world
'...In other news, fighting erupted today in a place I certainly never heard of.'
"The Americans are demanding foreign countries be banned from interfering in Australian politics."