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"You look exactly like you DNA profile picture."
'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'
It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.
"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
"The forensic chemist, biologist, physicist, geologist and meteorologist are here."
"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."
'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'
'The DNA proves you were unjustly convicted, and, in fact, you're the Grand Duke of Luxembourg.'
'It's your turn! I done the dusting yesterday!'
'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
Suggestion Box/Fingerprint Kit
Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.
"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"
Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."
"Yeah Chief, Hobbs is checking alibis, Vanier is looking into motive and the lab is just getting back to us now with the toxicology report."
"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."