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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."
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"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
Tags:mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, fortune teller, fortune tellers, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, foolish, foolishness, prediction, predictions, predictable, predictable behavior, predictable behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, old patterns, fall into old patterns, old habit, old habits, habit, habits, old habits die hard, guess, guesses, guessing, guesswork, foresee, foresees, foreseeing
"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."
Tags:science, pseudo-science, fortune tellers, relationships, marriage, seance, seances, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, crystal ball, crystal balls, foresee, foresees, contact the dead, contacts the dead, contacting the dead, lost husband, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, couch potato, couch potatoes, mankoff
"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."
'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'
"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."
"If we let them patent transgenic animals now, they'll take out a patent on us later."
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"It's just like she said it would happen."
Tags:psychic, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, tarot card, tarot cards, reading, readings, backstab, backstabs, backstabber, backstabbers, backstabbing, back stab, back stabs, predict, predicts, prediction, predictions, predicting, palm reader, palm readers, palm reading, foresee, foresees, foreseeing, foresaw, make your own luck, making your own luck
The newspaper that psychics read every morning.
"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."
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'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'
Tags:basketball, height, heights, short, tall, small, big, slam dunk, slam dunks, slam dunked, dunk, dunks, dunked, defender, defenders, attacker, attackers, goal tender, goal tenders, predict, predicts, predictions, foresee, foresees, foresight, premonition, premonitions, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
First Annual Psychic Convention
'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, lose, loses, losing, loser, losers, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, foresee, foresees, foreseen, crowd, crowds, audience, audiences, spectator, spectators, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'
Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'
Reading the Leaves.
"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."
Tags:new year, new year's eve, new years eve, new year's day, new years day, guru, gurus, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, hermit, hermits, wise men, wise man, wise-men, wise-man, wisdom, wisdoms, future, futures, insight, insights, passage of time, prediction, predictions, foresee, foresees, forecast, forecasts, guess, guesses, safe bet, safe bets, hedge your bets, hedging your bets
"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"
Tags:tide, tides, tidal chart, tidal charts, wave, waves, ocean, oceans, oceanographer, oceanographers, oceanography, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, violence, cement shoes, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, problem, problems, foresee, foresees, foreseeing, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, garbage, low tide