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Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
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Logging Truck and Leaf Truck
"Well, it looks like someone had a nice vacation."
"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."
'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'
This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.
Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees
'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'
'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'
Bear tells man to stop snoring
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At a pine beetle concert.
Pull My Branch.
'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'
Rugged Individualist - Idiot.
"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."
'Don't worry - it's all bark and no bite!'
Rubber tree lumberjacks
"I understand it all started with tranquilliser darts."
Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.
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"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"
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"I'm all tapped out."
The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace
'May the forest be with you.'