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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
Tags:worker, workers, working, builder, builders, building, build, builds, construction, construct, constructed, constructs, workmen, workman, forget, forgetful, forgetting, forgets, forgot, forgotten, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, bolts, bolt, dangerous, danger, not for the job, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
"Would you mind repeating my job description?"
"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."
Tags:pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, lefty, lefties, left handed, support, supporter, supporters, supporting, supportive, pep talk, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, calming, calm down, settle down, reminder, reminding, baseball mitt, wrong hand, right hand, right handed, left hand, strong hand, dominant hand, friends, friend, teammate, teammates, team, teams, competition, competitive, game plan, coach, coaches, athlete, athletes, athletic, ball, ballpark, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, southpaw, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, second thoughts, suggestions box, suggestions boxes, having second thoughts, forget, forgetful, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, complain, complaining, rant, ranting, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, democracy
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
Tags:sport, sports, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicyclist, bicyclists, france, tour, tours, international, competition, competitions, competing, contest, contests, race, races, racing, athlete, athletes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, questionable, suspicious, man, men, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, forgotten, forgetful, bad planning
"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
The president visits Toledo, Ohio, to pay his respects."
"It's our anniversary, dummy."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, island, islands, remote island, remote islands, deserted, marooned, anniversary, anniversaries, forget, forgot, forgetful, forgetting your anniversary, forgot your anniversary, relationship, relationships, relationship stereotypes, argument, arguments, arguing, insulting, insults
'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'
'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'
"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
Tags:sticky note, sticky notes, reminder, reminders, businessmen, businessman, informal, informality, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, receptionist, receptionists, admin, administrator, administrators, admin work, absent minded, forgetful, forgetfulness, boss, bosses
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.
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'Remind me, again, what we're doing here?'
"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"