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Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'
'They say an elephant never forgets.'
'I know my pin number, it's my name I can't remember.'
'How could you - of all creatures - forget our anniversary?'
'I took this photo to bring back memories but the only thing I can remember about the day is that I took this photograph.'
'I thought you were playing Hide 'n' Seek with Grandma!'
'I would've been ready earlier but after replying to email, checking cell phone messages, and adding Myspace friends, I forgot who you were.'
"Do you have that one with George Sanders...?"
Woman chasing after a train with her husband's trousers.
'My memory has been terrible lately!'
'So soon they forget.'
Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.
'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'
Maternity entrance: 'Did you bring your wife?'
'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'
'Institute of memory loss, founded in 1954, 1976 and for the first time in 1998.'