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'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'
Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'
'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'
'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'
'A simple invasion, gas, and lottery tickets. Lottery tickets, dude! I can't believe you forgot the lottery tickets!'
'So you're saying you don't remember anything.'
'This isn't working, No one remembers where they hid their eggs,'
Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.
Toby was prone to lose his head from time to time.
'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'
'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'
Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.
'I'm sorry I forgot how long we've been married. I was only 8 years off, so I deserve some credit.'
'I think I forgot something!'
'I can't remember if I'm wearing my hearing aid or my bluetooth headset...'
'Life has been good to me. All these years, and I've never lost my keys and I never lost my wallet.'
'Now where did I leave the spare key?'
'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'
Thinking Outside the Box
'Maybe they're in charge of forgetting things.'
Santa's Senior Moment: 'Now what did I come down here for?'
'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'
'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'
'Just a minute, I forgot something.'