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"You forgot the launch codes."
Tags:lunch, lunch box, lunch boxes, forgot your lunch, launch codes, launch code, redneck, rednecks, nuclear launch code, nuclear launch codes, president, presidents, leader, leaders, trump, president trump, donald trump, president donald trump, forgot, forget, forgetting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, common man, commen men, common person, common people
'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
Tags:worker, workers, working, builder, builders, building, build, builds, construction, construct, constructed, constructs, workmen, workman, forget, forgetful, forgetting, forgets, forgot, forgotten, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, bolts, bolt, dangerous, danger, not for the job, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, back to school, back-to-school, first day, verbal, verbal communication, communication, vowel, vowels, spelling, grammar, language, languages, english, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, missing, improper, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, forgot, forgotten, texting, messaging, short-form, modern life
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
"You missed our anniversary again."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, friendversary, friendversaries, anniversary, anniversaries, missed, forgot, valentines, valentine's day, romantic, time, calendar, calendars, counting the days
"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, problem, problems, mother in law, mother-in-law, in-law, in-laws, hissing, angry, anger, noise, noises, back seat, backseat, family, families, driver, drivers, driving, forgotten, forgot
'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
Tags:three wise men, 3 wise men, wise men, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift receipt, gift receipts, receipt, receipts, forget, forgetting, forgot, forgets, remember, remembers, remembering, star, stars, nativity, nativity scene, nativity scenes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."
History has long forgotten the rest of the speech.
"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
Lambada: The Forgotten Dance
'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
The agony of getting older.
What the hell did I do last night?
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"
Tags:shopping, shopper, shoppers, warehouse club, warehouse clubs, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, bulk, bulk goods, bulk buying, buying in bulk, consumerism, retail, forgot, forgotten, shopping hungry, overwhelmed
"Oh, is that today?"
Tags:national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel
"Hold it, sweetie, you forgot your heat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, businessman, businessmen, leaving for work, going to work, forgot, forgetful, forgotten, left behind, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, security, protection, safety, gun safety, pointing, aiming, shooting, packing heat, modern life
"You'll be back."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving home
"Surprise! It's my birthday."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, shopping spree, shopping sprees, birthday present, birthday presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, shop, shops, shopping, buy, buys, buying, retail therapy, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetful, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, retail therapy, retailer, retailers
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
Tags:future, past, time travel, time travelling, time traveling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, warning, warnings, prediction, predictions, predicting, appliance, appliances, electronics, toaster, toasters, left on, forgot to turn off, turn off, forgot, burnt, burned, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, smoke, toasted, meeting yourself, alter-ego, alter-egos, doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, future self, future-self, safety, fire safety
"What's that, girl? Timmy forgot his password?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, modern life, technology, password, passwords, computer, computers, account, accounts, forgot, forgot password, working dog, working dogs, rescue, rescuing, saving, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog trick, dog tricks, fetch, fetching, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, helpful, go for help, working animal, working animals, i.t., information technology, it, tech help, tech support
"You left this on our ship."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuff animals, stuffie, stuffy, stuffies, abduction, abductions, lost item, lost items, left behind, forgot, forgotten