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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, clothier, clothiers, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, t-shirt, t-shirts, casual, informal, order, orders, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, unhappy, upset, angry, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer service, service, formal, straight-laced, stiff, generation gap, generational gap, modern fashion, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, old age, ageing, aging, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle age, middle-age
"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."
Tags:office, offices, office life, workplace, workplaces, job, jobs, work, casual friday, casual fridays, casual day, casual days, dress-down friday, dress-down fridays, dress code, dress codes, business, black-tie, black tie, formal, tux, tuxedo, tuxedos, gown, ballgown, ballgown, ball gowns, ballgowns, gowns, worker, workers, employee, employees, commuting, commuter, commuters, clothes, clothing, fashion, modern life
"I like you in a tie."
Tags:fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, informal, formal, casual, shirtless, wild, punk, punks, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, style, personal style, personal appearance, rebel, rebels, dressed up, fancy, sophisticated, classy, biker, bikers
"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, casual friday, casual fridays, dress code, dress codes, casual, formal, informal, dress down, dress-down, ballet, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, ballerina, ballerinas, tutu, tutus, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, standing out, ruin, ruining, different, stick out, conspicuous, worker, workers, employee, employees
A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, tie, ties, cumberband, cumberbands, cummerbund, cummerbunds, tux, tuxes, tuxedo, tuxedos, formal, formal wear, formal attire, full dress, revolution, revolutions, innovation, innovations, innovative, trend, trends, trendy, man, men
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
Tags:business, building, jumper, jumpers, suicide, suicides, stock market, stock market crash, stockbroker, stockbrokers, market crash, market crashes, ledge, ledges, out on the ledge, polite, manners, good manners, deference, deferential, courteous, businessman, businessmen, greeting, greetings, formal, formality, formalities, pleasantry, pleasantries, mankoff
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"We can't dispense with the formalities, George - there'd be nothing left."
Not An Exit
Tags:polite, politeness, etiquette, manners, too far, british, britishness, rules, following the rules, follow the rules, exit, door sign, door signs, sign, signs, signage, obedience, prison, prisons, jail, jails, imprisoned, imprison, prisoner, prisoners, law abiding, law-abiding, rules, rule, formalities, formality, formal
'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'
"It's very indoorsy."
The Running for President Shop
Tags:politics, political, government, dress suit, suits, pants suit, tie, ties, bow tie, necessities, washington dc, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, window shopping, store front, sign, signs, president, presidents, fashion, fashions, style, styles, professional, business professional, formal, how to manual, consumer, consumerism, tourist, tourists, tourism
"Wood Charles, to you."
"I'd like to say something to you, Miriam - strictly off the record, of course."
Tags:marriage, statements, modern life, on the record, off the record, statement, issue a statement, issuing a statement, personal skill, personal skills, impersonal, businessman, businessmen, formal, formality, discussion, discussions, discuss, discussing, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage trouble, marriage troubles, mankoff
"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, relaxation, relaxing, massage, massages, massage therapy, massage therapist, massage therapists, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, resting, taking a break, uptight, strict, tense, tension, massage parlour, massage parlours, massage parlor, massage parlors, customer, customers, shoes, socks, clothes, clothing, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, formal, health, stress, de-stressing
Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."
Tags:parenting, modern life, children, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, formal, formal record, fromal records, update, updates, businessman, businessmen, son, sons, status update, status updates, updating, childhood, child, kid, kids, business report, business reports, mankoff
'As you can see... we're one big happy family here.'
"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".
Tags:judaism, jewish, orthodox judaism, orthodox jew, orthodox jews, reform judaism, reform jew, reform jews, temple, temples, synagogue, synagogues, relaxed, strict, informal, formal, desert island, desert islands, choice, choices, congregation, congregations, religious politics, religious, religion, shpasik, jtoons
'Jenkins, as a warning, I am unfriending you, But you may still follow me on Twitter'