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"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.
'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'
Funeral home - You can run, but you can't formaldehyde.
"We thought he might like a pet."
Tags:brain, brains, neurologist, neurologists, lonely, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, fish, fishes, neurology, loneliness, goldfish, jar, scientist, scientists, experiments, experiment, research, lonely, isolation, friendship, scientist, companionship, companions, companion, pet, pickled, formaldehyde
'Time I think for a beachfront Damien Hirst honour killing.'
Council Flat/Arts Council Flat
Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'
'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'
Artist in formaldehyde
I'm afraid it's a fake
Time to recoup my investment before the bottom falls out of the art market.
'And I'm sick of you traipsing home at all hours of the night stinking of formaldehyde!'
"What are you looking at, four eyes?"
Tags:brain, brains, positive thinker, positive thinkers, positive thinking, gins, optimist, optimists, scientist, scientists, pickle, pickled, jar, formaldehyde, gin, alcohol, booze, drink, positive, thinking, neurology, pubs, bars, drunk, inebriated, imagination, chemistry, science fiction, thought, intelligence
"You have to admit she never looked better in her life."
DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves
"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."