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'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
'Turning forty is nothing in this day and age. Forty is the new thirty.' 'Damn! I remember how bad I felt the LAST time I was thirty.'
Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.
'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'
40th birthday card: 'Time to start voting Tory.'
RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty
After 40 we send 'Thank you' notes to people for forgetting our birthday.
"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."
'Something for a woman touching 40... actually she's beating the heck out of it.'
'He was 'Chuck' when we married, and I'd hoped by 40, he'd become 'Charles', but as he's aged, he's more & more 'Charlie'.'
'Good news. Forty is the new twelve.'
'Today, two things happened - my fortieth year started, and my resistance ended.'
Everything was going great until the day I turned forty. Then my face just seemed to cave in.