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"It's fortunate I like this stuff because the menu never changes."
"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
Tags:medicare, childless, childless adult, childless adults, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fortunate, fortunate circumstances, guilt, guilt-free, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, responsibility, responsibilities, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, luck, lucky
"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
Tags:conference, conferences, event, events, speaker, speakers, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, meeting meetings, convention, conventions, lecture, lectures, fortunate, lucky, few seats, limited seats, limited seating, audience, small audience, attendees, low attendance, low numbers, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, mc, mcs, m.c., m.c.s, master of ceremonies, keynote, keynotes, empty, lack of interest
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, symptom, symptoms, sign, signs, crazy, strange, unusual, lucky, in luck, luck, good luck, fortunate, speciality, specialities, specialisation, specialization, specialisations, specializations, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases
'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, pond, ponds, catch, catches, caught, catching, disbelief, unbelieveable, lucky, good luck, fortune, fortunate, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, bait, baits, fishing rod, fishing rods, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, horse, horses, livestock, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, history, historical, lucky, fortunate, opportunity, opportunities, chance, chances
"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, retrieving, retriever, retrievers, ball, balls, thinking, thought, thoughts, hunter, hunters, hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, duck hunting, lucky, lucky, fortunate, hunting dog, hunting dogs
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback
Luck of the IRS.
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic
"… then I found a million cash in my desk drawer. I can't tell you what a boost that was."
Tags:luck, lucky, fortune, fortunate, good fortune, chance, brag, bragging, bragger, boast, boasting, braggart, know-it-all, embezzle, embezzlement, misappropriate, misappropriation, larceny, larcenist, corrupt, corruption, bribery, bribe, bribed, crime, criminal, criminals, ethics, ethical, unethical, fraud, financial fraud, white collar crime, white collar criminals, theft, confess, confession, financial boost, financial inequality, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail chat, cocktail chatter, accountant, accountants, financial manager, financial managers
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
Tags:hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams, torture
'I wish I had your health.'
'Fortunately, right here I was able to find a scapegoat.'
Highway sign: Fortunate, Less Fortunate and Unfortuate.
Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.
Angry Santa Claus.
"Someone hacked into Portnoy's computer, stole his identity and paid off his mortgage and credit card debt. Some guys have all the luck!"
Tags:hacking, hacker, hackers, identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, id theft, id thefts, pay off, paid off, mortgage, mortgages, debt, debts, credit card, credit cards, credit card debt, credit card debts, computer hacker, computer hackers, stolen identity, stolen identities, luck, lucky, lucking out, fortunate, good fortune, good fortunes
"I drew three more clubs and filled my flush."
Tags:flush, flushes, poker, pokers, poker game, poker games, winner, winners, winning, bad winner, bad winners, sore loser, sore losers, jealous, jealousy, hater, haters, taunt, taunts, taunting, luck, lucky, luck of the draw, gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, gambling, competitive, competitive streak, competitive streaks, game of chance, games of chance, fortunate, straight flush, straight flushes, poker hand, poker hands
"We have everything an awesome credit rating allows one to buy."
Tags:credit rating, credit ratings, credit score, credit scores, credit card, credit cards, expense, expenses, lifestyle, lifestyles, rich, upper class, upper classes, buy, buys, buying, purchase, purchases, purchasing power, privilege, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, idle rich, fortunate, born rich, yuppie, yuppies
'Holy smokes! Thank heavens we have the canoe on the roof!'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, canoe, canoes, boat, boats, float, floats, floating, floated, lucky, luckiness, fortune, fortunate, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, car crash, car crashes, roof rack, roof racks, river, rivers, collision, collisions, collide, collidesclose to home
"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"
'Wow. You are so lucky. My parents never go ballistic when I'm fouled and nothing is called.'
Tags:football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, foul, fouls, fouled, fouling, tackle, tackles, tackled, jealous, jealousy, anger, angers, angry, ballistic, overprotect, overprotects, overprotective, lucky, fortunate, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers