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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'
It's just going to continue and continue.
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'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
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'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'
Reader of the Occult.
'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
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'My fortune says 'You will be successful in getting students to control their behavior, if you first control your own behavior.'
'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'
'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'
'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'
'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'
"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."
Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.
I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.
"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
"You're going to get the measles..."
Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'