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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
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On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.
'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'
"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."
"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'
Make a wish! I wish I wasn't forty...
'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'
'Turning forty is nothing in this day and age. Forty is the new thirty.' 'Damn! I remember how bad I felt the LAST time I was thirty.'
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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"This article says more and more men are joining religious extremist groups."
'You can try, but once they're past forty, you can't teach them new tricks.'
Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.
'But isn't 40 the new 30?'
'Old age I can face - It's the thought of being forty that really bugs me.'
'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'
'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- couldn't you find a god who knows a short cut?'
40th birthday card: 'Time to start voting Tory.'
'When I was your age I was forty years old.'
"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"
A guitarist turning amp up to 40
'OK, so forty is the new thirty. But thirty is still, like, you know...old.'
"I'm fortyish, forty twelve to be exact"