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'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.
"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
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'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'
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"He's moved beyond iconic to totemic."
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"Forget the paleontology-this is a huge discovery for cheerleading!"
Tags:paleontology, palaeontology, palaeontologists, palaeontologist, paleontologist, paleontologists, fossils, fossil, science, scientists, scientist, frozen, ice block, block of ice, cavemen, cave people, cave dweller, cave dwellers, cheerleading, cheerleaders, cheerleader, cheer team, cheer squad, cheerleading squad, cheer, discovery, cheerlead, pyramid, gymnastics, gymnast, sport, team sport, team sports, sports
Innovate or die.
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
Tags:expedition, expeditions, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, exploring, success, successes, successful, find, finds, finding, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, carry off, carries off, carrying off, fly, flies, flying, predator, predators, prehistoric, fossil, fossils, discovery, discoveries
"Dad's ninety-three, according to the latest carbon-dating techniques."
Tags:old, age, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, carbon dating, science, radioncarbon dating, carbon-dating, scientific, test, tests, testing, fossil, fossils, history, historical, ancient, artifact, artifacts, artefact, artefacts, modern life, family, families, man, men, dad, dads, father, fathers
"I'm telling you! You don't fool anyone with these fake dinosaur footsteps."
'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'
Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".
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A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.
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Tags:fossil fuel, fossil fuels, fuel, fuels, gas, gasoline, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, fuelling, fill up, filling up, fill ups, fossil, fossils, dinosaur, dinosaurs, dino, dinos, gas pump, gas pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, pumping gas, pump gas, pumps gas, pumping petrol, pump petrol, pumps petrol, paleontologist, paleontologists, paleontology, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeontologists
'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'
"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"
Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, extinctions, climate change, climate change deniers, climate change denier, climate change denial, climate change scepticism, climate-change, climate-change denial, climate-change scepticism, climate-change denier, climate-change deniers, asteroid, extinction level event, extinction level events, mass extinction, mass extinctions, fossil, fossils, bone, bones, dinosaur bones, blissful ignorance, unawareness, unaware, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, skepticism, climate change skeptic, climate change skeptics, climate scientist, climate scientists
Theory #243 on how fossils were made.
'Who took the rake?'
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"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"
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Signs of prehistoric party behavior.
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
That's what I call value.