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The four housemen of procrastination
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"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
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Armageddon Stakes: Global Warming, Nuclear Attack, Obesity, Stupidity.
'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'
'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'
"Oh I keep my hand in with war and pestilence, but the real money is in marketing the brand."
The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse
'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'
'We WERE the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but one has to keep up with the times.'
Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse
"Nah - it's just another main stream media hoax."
"On the other hand, it's not the end of the world."
The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.
'Hi, I'm Incompetance! I wanted to join the rest of you guys but I can't ride.'
Four horsemen of the apocalypse
Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse
'Last one back to the barn has to muck out the stalls!'
'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'
'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'
'The false sense of security they get when I turn up, just kills me.'
'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'
'I left my TV on standby.'
The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."
"No, we are NOT stopping. You should have gone before we left the house."
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