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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
Tags:hunt, hunter, hunting, hunts, hunters, hunting dog, dog, dogs, pet, pets, lurcher, lurchers, courser, coursing, terrier, terriers, hound, hounds, pizza, pizzas, game hunting, big game hunting, big game hunter, hunt gone wrong, food, foods, modern, modern life, good boy, duck, ducks, fowl, fowls
"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."
Tags:eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, chicken, fowl, customer, restaurant, cafe, bistro, eating out, meal, breakfast, laying, complaint, table, lunch, lunchtime, egg, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, intimidation, chickens, farm, farms, breakfasts, difficult customer, difficult customers
Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...
'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'
'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'
"Don't you dirty my laundry you fowl tweeter!!"
'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'
Although Michael disapproved morally, he had to admit that is was a good price for chicken.
"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."
"Just wanted to stop by and thank you for everything you did for me when I was down. If there's ever anything you need, here's my number."
Goosestepping Nazi Geese
"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"
Tags:bird, bird, fowl, crow, crows, feathered friend, birdie, anthropomorphic, bar, tavern, lounge, cocktail lounge, taproom, beer hall, rathskeller, watering hole, beer, wine, drink, drinking, alcoholic beverage, alcohol, liquor, booze, hooch, intoxicating drink, spirits, crowbar, iron, tool, iron tool, lever, wedge, construction tool, crowbars, toolbox, toolboxes, tools
LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town
"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."
Tags:vet, vets, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, veterinary surgery, veterinarian, veterinarians, fowl, fowls, irritable, irritability, bad mood, bad moods, moody, moodiness, bird, birds, irritable bowl syndrome, medical problem, diagnosis, diagnostic, diagnostics, diagnoses, medical problems
'Personal Fowl, number 83...'
'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'
Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'
'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
Migration Flight Plan
'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'
'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'