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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
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'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'
Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'
"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."
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'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'
'Personal Fowl, number 83...'
Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'
'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'
'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'
Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.
"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'
Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.
'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'
"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"
G.M. Chickens - Super Saver Specials.
Bird to bird: 'When I was young I flunked flight school and was grounded for life.'
'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'
'It hurts when I cluck.'
'It's been years since she sang my praises.'
'I like to go to bed early and wake up with the chickens.'
'Why are there fouls in soccer?' - 'Because there a ducks in cricket and birdies in golf.'