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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'
Math books are a fraction of their cost
'What is a fifth part of a foot?'
'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'
Large, medium and small judges give their scores.
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5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.
'Rate me on a scale of one to ten!' 'Can I use fractions?'
"I feel the question we should be asking ourselves is..."
'This is Jan. My better half.' 'Really, Tom... More like two-thirds.'
I love maths.
"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"
Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
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'Seven, that's your lucky number!? Boy, I really thought it would be some sort of fraction, or an integer that can only be expressed on the moon, or I don't know... something. I mean, SEVEN?!'
"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."
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"We had decimals today and I think they've followed me home!"
"Since the test is on fractions, I didn't think you would mind if I got a portion of them wrong."
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King Henry the eighth.
'I'm teaching conversion of fractions to percents and decimals. I hope I have enough material to fill the hour.'
'Don't worry about Tommy. 5 out of 3 kids his age can't do fractions.'
'I thought we were going halves.'
'I plead 32% not guilty, 41% innocent, and 27% undecided.'
I'm introducing fractions today. I hope at least half the class will understand the lesson.