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"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."
A woman and a girl are visiting an Osteoporosis Clinic when she pushes on the handle it snaps off
Leg in a sling 'Are you sure this is the correct treatment for a broken leg?'
I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).
"The knees are the first to go."
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"
'Sally, refill this Kleenex dispenser on top of the x-ray illuminator....'
'My start, that doesn't look too bad to me....
'Call that a broken leg? You look okay to me!'
"I'd say it's a pretty safe bet to say that you have an airline fracture."
Schoolboy with broken leg.