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"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."
"You are so stubborn."
What women believe vs. what men believe.
"Mary Boone was not avoiding me. I was avoiding her."
"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"
"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"
'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'
'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'
"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"
"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"
"I'm large and in charge. Well ... okay. Truthfully, I'm just large."
"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."
"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."
"My wife asked me to ask you how to get to Dibble Street."