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One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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"We blew a fuse."
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Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo
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"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
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"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"
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'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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The Elevator Pitch of Frankenstein
"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"
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"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
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"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"
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"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."
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"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
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The Scream and Monsters
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"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."
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"All the body parts were locally sourced."
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'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"
The Monster Pauses in His Rampage to Send Dr. Frankenstein a Greeting Card
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"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."
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'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."