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Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo
"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."
"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"
"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."
'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
'Hand over the brain.'
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'
"It's alive! Alive!!"
Pass the SPF 20,000
"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."
"You're incredibly tight."
"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."
'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic
"Let's take a selfie."
"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."
"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."
Frankenstein's monster never did quite fit in with the Zombies.