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'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
'Hand over the brain.'
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'
"It's alive! Alive!!"
"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."
'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic
"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."
Frankenstein's monster never did quite fit in with the Zombies.
When politicians offer fundamental transformation for your own good....
"I hope you don't mind leftovers."
'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'
"Bring me a stem cell."
'Igor, quit bugging me!'
'Why don't we leave now and beat the crowd?'
"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."
'Dang, every time I dig for a brain I find another buried treasure.'
'Do you have any genetically altered food?'
'I've got this splitting headache.'
'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'