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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess
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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."
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'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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"We're looking for accounting resumés which scream, '…Hire me! I'll playalong'."
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"Remember how mad I got when you looted all those pension funds?"
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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."
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"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
"If the limited partners knew how we did this, they'd never give us the money."
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"So my 800-some shady mortgages, you're handling everything?"
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"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."
"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"
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"I'll only be a second. I've done this four times today."
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
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First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
"The IRS is putting me under a microscope."
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"Oohh, we have a chunk of the Berlin wall too but we don't have the certificate of authenticity."
"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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