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To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
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"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
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"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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'Moms are full of surprises.'
'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'
'I think you're dating!'
'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'
'AACK! Delete! Delete!'
'We annoy them, but no one can say we bore them.'
"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."
Tags:stress, stresses, stressing, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, relax, relaxation, relaxing, calm, calm down, calming down, stress ball, freak out, freaking out, time off, vacation, vacations, vacation time, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, source of stress, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks
'Tell me Henderson: Does this report accurately reflect the firm's financial status, or are you just trying to freak us out?'
'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'
'Would you please use your rear-view mirror! You're freaking me out!'
'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'
"Don't you think Gaby's getting a little obsessed with you?"
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"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."
"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."
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