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To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
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"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
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"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Two at a time, damn it, two at a time!"
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'Watch her freak out when I set the cake in front of her. I put four extra candles on it.'
"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."
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"Don't you think Gaby's getting a little obsessed with you?"
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"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."
"Oops. Uh-oh. Cripes."
Tags:baldo, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair stylist, hair stylists, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, barber shop, barber shops, amateur, amateurs, warning, warnings, alarming, alarming word, alarming words, scary word, scary words, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, word to avoid, words to avoid, embarrassing haircut, embarrassing haircuts
"Must...calm down! We have plenty of time, right?"